Official Paedo Coverups: Made to Measure

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Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Official Paedo Coverups: Made to Measure

In this morning’s ‘Spot the Paedo’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Another money-spinning forecast winner for Flatbrokes, Broken Britain’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, who gave odd-on that a review of the handling of allegations of child abuse by prominent government scumsters would discover zero evidence that records were deliberately removed or destroyed.

Peter Wankless, chief executive of the NSPCC (The National Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Children) and, along with Richard Shittam QC, the report’s co-author, yesterday stated for the public record it was impossible to confirm that files had been removed to cover up organised systemic child sexual abuse – and further found no compelling evidence to support such a claim – which was not to say such files hadn’t been deliberately removed and destroyed either.

Of course they haven’t found any fucking thing – its been ‘covered up’. What the fuck is the point of a cover-up if some twat conducting a half-arsed inquiry can come along and dig up evidence that Geoffrey Dickens’ Paedo File 114 mega-page kiddie fiddling dossier incriminating members of both Houses of Parliament, the Shitehall Civil Service and a bunch of rabid inbred Royals – specifically ‘Dirty Dickie’ Mountbatten – was dumped in the Home Office cellar furnace on orders from the smarmy slug of a Home Secretary, lecherous Lord Leon ‘Comb-Over’ Brittan of Spenditall?

Wankless went on to inform one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that the misplacement or destruction of these files by Home Office civil servants represented, at best, incompetence on a Biblical scale – and in our humble opinion, at the worst case scenario end of the same scale – a criminal conspiracy to conceal organised kiddie fiddling orgies at such dens of iniquity as the now-notorious Dolphin Square, Elm Guest House and the BBC’s Broadcasting House.

Now here is where the integrity and commitment to moral probity of this Shittam / Wankless-headed inquiry / review comes into question as their report goes on to reveal that they found no evidence the Home Office ever funded the Paedophile Information Exchange either – a pro-kiddie fiddling campaign group which was forced to disband in 1984.

Hmmm, obviously they didn’t look too fucking closely then.

The Paedophile Information Exchange was gifted with £70,000 quid by the Home Office between 1977 and 1980 – the equivalent today of about £400,000 nicker – and dismissals by Messers Wankless & Shittham besides, information leaked by a Home Office insider turned whistle-blower is currently being investigated by Mr Plod and the Paedo Squad.

The official record establishes and proves links existed between the PIE kiddie lechers ring and the National Council for Civil Liberties, a pressure group run at the time by former Health Secretary Patricia Spewitt and Labour’s deputy leader Harriet Halfwit – with the latter since apologising to all child sexual abuse victims as the NCCL was naive and wrong in allowing itself to become affiliated with PIE, which campaigned for the age of consent to be dropped to just four years of age so VIP pervs could three-hole wee girls and sodomised little boys with impunity.

Halfwit, who was the NCCL’s General Secretary and legal officer, might well have proffered apologies and regrets on behalf of the NCCL but in typical political ‘denial / prove it’ fashion refused to shoulder any responsibility for backing the PIE pervert fraternity.

The former Home Office insider turned snitch has further revealed that ‘Stoker Jim’ Callaghan’s Labour government and Maggie Twatcher’s Nasty Party Tory administration, which took power in 1979, both provided funding for PIE via the hand of senior civil servant Clifford Hindley, who was head of the Home Office’s voluntary services unit and signed off a three year grant for £35,000 quid to the PIE kiddie fiddlers as late as 1980.

The PIE was founded in 1974 to campaign for the legalisation of sex with children and forged an alliance with the NCCL, officially affiliating with the left wing pressure group.
PIE leader Tom O’Carroll was on the NCCL’s gay rights sub-committee and the group was described in glowing terms by the general secretary of the time, Ms Spewitt.

The NCCL lobbied Parliament on the PIE’s behalf for the age of sexual consent to be cut to ten – as long as the child ‘understood the nature of the act – (that a big, bad hairy-arsed man was going to shove his cock up their back passage) – and apparently consented.
To add insult to injury this bonkers fraternity of dog wankers were also pushing the boundaries of cultural taboos and petitioned for incest to be legalised.

For the public record, Patricia Spewitt, Harriet Halfwit and her husband Jack ‘Peerage Going Cheap’ Dromey, a Labour frontbencher and Shadow Minister for Graft & Corruption, all had key roles at the NCCL.

To cap the madness, in yet another of his customary ‘His Master’s Voice’ dismissal statements Posh Dave Scameron opined that the Wankless-Shittam report means the conspiracy theorists will have to go and look under some new rocks for a VIP paedo menace scandal.

So that’s the Nasty Party to a tee – and precisely as we expected – fielding this more at scent than substance review headed by Wankless and Shittam – both compliant stooges and wilfully inactive. If they ain’t gonna be part of the solution, then they’re definitely part of the problem and this continued failure to act in a positive manner and proactively – hanging on to the threadbare paradigms as they have nothing new to offer – sticking to this one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing – and their failure to toss out the guilty pervert pariahs to the public mob, to be shamed, pilloried and fed to the fishes – equates as them being viewed with the same disdain as the NCCL – paedo protectors.

Thankfully, come next May, Scameron & Co will be gone when the common herd vent their collective ire at the ballot box. Five years of Nasty Party rule – even in a Coalition with the Lib-Dums – is five years too long.

Thought for the day. Proverbs 26:26 – ‘Their malice may be concealed by deception, but their wickedness will be exposed in the assembly’.

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

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