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Cameron to bring back Liam Fox in bid to redress lack of in-the-closet gay men in cabinet

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In a reshuffle expected to be announced later today, David Cameron is planning to bring Dr Liam Fox back into front-line politics in an attempt to address criticisms that there are not enough in-the-closet homosexual men in his cabinet.
Critics have pointed to the fact that the present government includes just one gay man in the cabinet who insists he is heterosexual – a drastic reduction from previous cabinets which have traditionally included at least 3 or 4 in-the-closet homosexuals in senior government positions.
In his final planned reshuffle before the election, Mr Cameron is also expected to redress a serious lack of over-ambitious scouse airheads around the cabinet table by promoting Esther McVey to head a government department such as the Department for Culture, Media and Sport or the Department for Work and Pensions.

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Liam Fox is not gay
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Tories To Ban Fox Hunting Shock
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