by Tom Pride
(not satire – it’s the Tories!)
According to Tory backbench MP Pauline Latham – of the six people that make up Cameron’s inner circle “five of them went to Eton; the other went to St Paul’s“.
And not one of them has been moved in Cameron’s supposedly radical reshuffle:
Jo Johnson (Eton)
Ed Llewellyn (Eton)
Oliver Letwin (Eton)
George Osborne (St Paul’s)
Rupert Harrison (Eton)
David Cameron (Eton)
According to Latham, these 6 people will be responsible for writing the Tory manifesto before the next election.
So expect a Tory manifesto truly thought up on the playing fields of Eton